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k1lluh:

Tonight

k1lluh:

Tonight

So I got this in the mail today. #biologicalhonorsociety #tribeta #betabetabeta #calstatela #happy #hardwork

So I got this in the mail today. #biologicalhonorsociety #tribeta #betabetabeta #calstatela #happy #hardwork

lmao old project from my first year of college.

Shotgun

r3ymund0:

So im sitting in the back of Petes cramped ass car. Apparently i lost “shotgun” … . . The f***ed up part is i yelled shotgun first and i still lost!! WTF!! i will find out his rule!

… … . . I think i just lost circulation in my legs -_-

I found it

Birthday selfie lmao I tried doing the default Instagram pose  #me

Birthday selfie lmao I tried doing the default Instagram pose #me

At an Arizona rest stop #roadtrip #springtraining #dodgers

At an Arizona rest stop #roadtrip #springtraining #dodgers

croctor:

no:

he just tryna play super smash bros…

so are they

croctor:

no:

he just tryna play super smash bros…

so are they

girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
me internally: wtf?
me internally: ok stay calm
me internally: this is just a setup
me internally: she's just testing me
me internally: don't fucking do it
me: you slut
me internally: dammit
girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
me internally: raw
me: raw
vivemorte:

This is too cute!

vivemorte:

This is too cute!

ironxjack:

sadgirlporvidax:

babexlincoln:

I legitimately had to pause this twice so I could take a breath and stop myself from crying at my desk at work. Didn’t work. Holy cow this is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

I am crying my eyes out right now. That was so awesome.

So. Fucking. Awesome. Holy shit.

thefuuuucomics:

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

image

assgod:

googlebus:

hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?

no, it’s the two in your ass